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Skinny Men in Tight Girl Clothes

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By Aleebannister
Dec. 17, 2008 

First we had the supermodels. Now we have Indie Rock emo guys. I guess the new trend is to be as skinny as you can. 

There are more and more people, male and female, admitting to being anorexic or even bulimic. What makes this more messed up is that a ton of these people just want to look like their favorite rock stars. This happened back in the 90’s with people who may have wanted to look like Kurt Cobain, but that guy did enough drugs to put a rhino in a coma.

I never really thought I would see the day when men would be this self-conscious about their physical appearance. Personally, I don’t think it is very attractive for a man to be too skinny. I don’t want to see their ribs protruding through their skin-tight My Little Pony shirts. And I definitely don’t want to see those pencil-thin legs in a pair of tapered women’s pants that are so tight on them that you almost wonder how they got them on. Do they spray-paint them on in the morning? Do they have to use Vaseline to lube up their legs in order to get them through the eye-of-a-needle leg holes? It’s all a mystery to me.

Hopefully these guys will realize that most women like men with a little meat on their bones wearing clothing found only in the adult men’s section. And the clothes have to fit! Maybe the guys who aren’t anorexic can help their brothers out? Bring them to Chinese buffets. Any buffet will be satisfactory, as long as they eat like real men and pile red meat on top of red meat with a side of red meat. 

And while they are at it they can donate all their girl clothing to their 8-year-old sisters. Hopefully they won’t have to grow into them. Maybe this will be the Christmas trend of 2008.

Related entry over at the Huffington Post

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